Something Funny To Write In A Wedding Card Help Me Writing My Wedding Invitation Card..?

Help me writing my Wedding invitation card..? - something funny to write in a wedding card

them .. I need a little more creativity in the selection of coatings

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"When the sun combined with the rain, a rainbow, I decided my life colorful and meaningful
with _My woodbename_ "
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Please help several lines of this type

be creative, romantic, intelligent,
if possible, even fun:)